A Haiku for Mark Zuckerberg….
Hi Mark Zuckerberg.
Why are you so exclusive?
Let me be your friend…
Ever wonder why Mark Zuckerberg has disabled facebook users’ ability to send him a friend request? You shouldn’t–the answer is obvious.
Given the number of obnoxious messages and pokes I’ve sent him as part of my weekly facebook routine, I’m sure he’s done with the masses he helped connect.
Nonetheless, dig his profile, should you likewise wish to harass the world’s most exclusive young adult.
